James Bond Lifestyle, Sam Spade Budget


everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

Studio Killers - Jenny
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I wanna ruin our friendship. We should be lovers instead

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I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being


remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason


I don’t understand why people are so quick to defend themselves like if you hurt someone’s feelings you should apologize not justify why you did it

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Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”


Kanyeoke: a karaoke night where every song sung must feature Kanye West.


Series ”Interiors of the Mansion of Baron A. L. Stieglitz” by Luigi Premazzi.


Everyone needs a little bit of Satsuki in their life (sorry no makeup/contacts)